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COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

precumming:

*gets drivers license* 

old person: looks like im gonna have to stay off the roads!

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(via virginitity)

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hockeyshorts:

when you forget to click anon
stellarsarah:

ba614:

THIS IS A PICTURE THAT SOMEONE TOOK WHO WORKS ON AN OIL RIG IN TEXAS.HE WANTED TO GET A SHOT OF THE LIGHTNING THAT WAS FLASHING BY. HE WAS UNAWARE OF THE TORNADO UNTIL THE LIGHTNING ILLUMINATED IT.This has been called a one-in-a-million photo; taken south of Ft. Stockton, Texas.

this is texas in one picture tbh
ariosis:

frickgerard:

stoolhoutte:

ocelotcommander:
victorvonvaporwave:

Apple bottom jeans
perfectic theme